Showing posts with label plant puns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label plant puns. Show all posts

Sunday, December 31, 2017

Happy New Year! -- Plant Jokes Again

Happy New Year!

I had great fun publishing plant jokes last in the New Year post last year, so here are some more: 

1) Why couldn't the gardener grow any flowers?

pines and junipers in yard

He hadn't botany.


Sunday, January 1, 2017

Plant Puns

topiary, Japan
topiary, Japan
Why plant jokes? 

My goals writing about plants, travel, and history are to entertain with plant stories, making the point that plants are intriguing parts of our environment. Having a background in academia, I do factual easily, humor less easily. So I have been collecting plant jokes for the last couple of years and periodically inflicting them on people. Plant jokes are almost an oxymoron...how can passive little green things be funny? Here, wishing you a merry New Year, are three I liked: